Subjects — J

Jealousy Quotations

The “Green-eyed Monster” causes much woe, but the absence of this ugly serpent argues the presence of a corpse whose name is Eros.

The heart of the jealous knows the best and most satisfying love, that of the other’s bed, where the rival perfects the lover’s imperfections.

Who surpasses or subdues mankind, must look down on the hate of those below.

As a moth gnaws a garment, so doth envy consume a man.

Few of us can stand prosperity. Another man’s, I mean.

Jealousy is not at all low, but it catches us humbled and bowed down, at first sight.

You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start dropping.

For years I stopped reading beauty agazines because I couldn’t look at ne without wanting to blow my rains out. How can those women look so good?

My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

To cure jealousy is to see it for what it is, a dissatisfaction with self.