If all be true that I do think, There are five reasons we should drink: Good wine — a friend — or being dry — Or lest we should be by and by — Or any other reason why.

One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor.

The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.

Other countries drink to get drunk, and this is accepted by everyone; in France, drunkenness is a consequence, never an intention. A drink is felt as the spinning out of a pleasure, not as the necessary cause of an effect which is sought: wine is not only a philtre, it is also the leisurely act of drinking.

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.

The whole world is about three drinks behind.

Never accept a drink from a Urologist.

Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for.

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn’t know how to play them when I was drunk.