After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, “I’ll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?”

Cherish forever what makes you unique, ’cuz you’re really a yawn if it goes!

I always try to balance the light with the heavy — a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.

I didn’t belong as a kid, and that always bothered me. If only I’d known that one day my differentness would be an asset, then my early life would have been much easier.

I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It’s helped me a lot.

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

I wouldn’t say I invented tack, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.

It’s the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance.