A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.

Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography.

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.

There are two kinds of people; those who finish what they start and so on.

Winter is nature’s way of saying, “Up yours.”

The purpose of life is a life of purpose.